Simon: I've got the Mark of Cain. That means nothing can kill me, right?
Magnus: You can kill yourself. As far as I know, inanimate objects can can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't.
Simon: There goes my Saturday.
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Simon: I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.
Alec: I've read Magnus's stash of comics, so I actually know what you're talking about. So would that give me the proportional gayness of a spider?
Magnus: Only if it was a really gay spider.
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Alec: Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with us.
Magnus: Sure, and Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour.
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Jace: I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?
Magnus: A regrettable choice of words.
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Magnus: You could give me the past, but Alec is my future.
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Magnus: *finger snap* Get up.
Simon: Or you'll be the next one to go up in smoke.
Magnus: There's no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself.
Magnus: You can kill yourself. As far as I know, inanimate objects can can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't.
Simon: There goes my Saturday.
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Simon: I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.
Alec: I've read Magnus's stash of comics, so I actually know what you're talking about. So would that give me the proportional gayness of a spider?
Magnus: Only if it was a really gay spider.
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Alec: Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with us.
Magnus: Sure, and Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour.
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Jace: I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?
Magnus: A regrettable choice of words.
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Magnus: You could give me the past, but Alec is my future.
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Magnus: *finger snap* Get up.
Simon: Or you'll be the next one to go up in smoke.
Magnus: There's no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself.